(Sidenote: to our Chinese-American and Jewish readers, we don’t blame you for Amy Chua and/or Jed Rubenfeld, and absolve you of all responsibility for anything these raving narcissists bellow. By this virtue alone, they can see things from their lofty racial perch that we mongrels, ignorantly wallowing in ignorant ignorance down here, do not. Chua is Chinese and her co-author/husband, Jed Rubenfeld, is Jewish. The group least likely to succeed in America: Poor white people, because, as Chua says with utter seriousness, “it’s far more socially acceptable today to insult and look down on ‘white trash’ than the poor of any other racial group.” We should take her word for it. The not-so-hidden subtext of her book is that everyone else can suck it - “it” being “my wildly successful, Ivy-League attending, culturally superior ladyboner.”įirst and foremost - because we know you’re so anxious about whether you’re a culturally-predestined loser or not - what are the best cultures? Chua’s book The Triple Package singles out the following: Author Amy Chua, also known as “Tiger Mom,” “Dubious Yale Law Professor,” and “Psycho Lady Author Who Ties Her Children to Benches as Discipline,” has widened her scope of racial superiority trolling with a new, utterly confusing book that claims that only eight cultural groups have what it takes to succeed in America. Are you ready to have your mind boggled so hard that you might vomit? Great.

Battle cry of the tiger mom